It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’!
All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.
Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.
Saving the world with meals on wheels.
They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.
- I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me!
- Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff.
- It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’!
I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!
Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. Saving the world with meals on wheels. You hit me with a cricket bat. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.
- Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.
- Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff.
- *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!
All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff.
I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why. You’ve swallowed a planet! Saving the world with meals on wheels. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.
They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! You hit me with a cricket bat. I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why.
I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?
No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?
I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.
Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you? I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.
I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?
It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?
They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!
It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!
All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff.
I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why. You’ve swallowed a planet! Saving the world with meals on wheels. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.